johnfn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Better Audio Portal]

How come I can't give a score higher than 5/5

RawGreen responds:

Because then it wouldn't be a high five o/

[Leo & Satan]

Brilliant.

The part where Satan is trying to work through the algebra is some of the finest stuff committed to flash. Stellar voice acting work here.

['Arrow to the Knee']

Weak.

Loud screaming and blood can't make up for weak writing. It's also ironic that this submission is just a meta-Arrow To the Knee joke, which is essentially what it rails against.

Suggestions for improvement: tone down the yelling, and work on your writing. You'll know that you have it when it's not bloody and it's not loud and people are still laughing. Good luck.

[Dragonzball P]

Too funny.

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I giggle all the way through. I did watch DBZ as a kid, so I'm sure that helps. The only thing that really detracts from it are the fart noises. Everything else... God, it's like it's so stupid that it wraps back around.

[Un-named 2]

Not bad...

The game/animation aspect was pretty innovative. On the other hand, I encountered a pretty big glitch halfway through and was unable to keep playing. I loved the ridiculous amounts of blood. It was almost comical (maybe that was the intent!)

[Un-named]

This movie is funny...

Probably unintentionally. I liked how the one guy had a backwards "I'm with stupid" t-shirt because the artist just used free transform. I also liked how the guy didn't care at all about how his friend died randomly. Hehe. The tyedye pants, too. Brilliant. The heavy metal soundtrack really gets on the nerves though. And a brilliant ending.

Also... how did you know about TF2... 10 years ago???

[Chinese Restaurant]

Wait, I know that song.

It's "Cat's in the cradle" by Cat Stevens! That makes no sense in a Chinese restaurant animation, but I assume that if this were to have words it would be much better. This is pretty remarkable to be the first music video ever. Wow. History indeed.

[Souped-up Civic]

Apparently...

I'm dumb. Dang it. Well, pretty good for the time. Liked the sound effects :D

[Scrotum 3]

Interesting choice of music.

The progression of your artistic style from really bad to decent is actually an interesting thing to watch. The random music choices were definitely the best part here. That and the dogs unwillingness to accept the fact that he was a dog.